Terms of Service
Effective: July 2, 2026
The short version
These are the umbrella terms for Such Software LLC. They govern this website (such.software) and any Such Software app, game, wallet, or other software that does not ship with its own terms. Some of our products — like Hash Bags and Smirk — have their own terms, and those control for those products. Our software is provided "as is." Disputes are governed by Pennsylvania law. These are the details.
1. Who we are and acceptance of these Terms
These Terms of Service ("Terms") are a binding agreement between you ("you") and Such Software LLC, a single-member limited liability company organized under the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, United States (Chester County) ("Such Software," "we," "us," or "our"). They govern your access to and use of the such.software website and any Such Software software, application, game, wallet, or related service that does not have its own separate terms (together, the "Services").
By accessing or using the Services, you agree to these Terms and to our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the Services.
2. Products with their own terms
Several of our products publish their own terms of service, and those product terms govern your use of that product instead of these umbrella Terms. This includes at least:
- Hash Bags — governed by the terms at hash.boats/terms.
- Smirk — governed by the terms published at smirk.cash.
- Such Moon Launch — governed by its own Terms of Service.
Where a product has its own terms, those terms control for that product to the extent they differ from these. These umbrella Terms apply to the website and to every other Such Software product that does not have its own terms.
3. Eligibility
You may use the Services only if you are able to form a binding contract with us and your use complies with all laws that apply to you. Except for our general-audience games, which are open to players of any age subject to any applicable platform and parental-control requirements, you must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, whichever is greater) to use the Services. By using the Services you represent that you meet the requirements that apply to you.
4. Acceptable use
You agree to use the Services only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree not to:
- use the Services in any way that violates applicable laws or regulations, or for fraud or any other illegal activity;
- infringe the rights of others, or misuse another person's data or content;
- interfere with, attack, disrupt, or circumvent the security of the Services or any network or infrastructure they rely on;
- attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the Services;
- use automated tools to scrape, crawl, or extract data from the Services without permission; or
- reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble any software provided as part of the Services, except to the extent this restriction is prohibited by applicable law or permitted by an applicable open-source license.
We may suspend, restrict, or terminate your access to the Services (or particular features) if we reasonably believe you have violated these Terms or applicable law.
5. Third-party services and app stores
The Services may let you connect to, or may be distributed through, independent third parties — including the Apple App Store, Google Play, and other platforms, payment or advertising providers, and services you choose to use. Those third parties are operated by others, not by us. When you use one, you may be subject to and required to accept that provider's own terms and privacy policy, and you may be entering into a separate contract directly with that provider. We are not a party to those transactions, do not control those providers, and are not responsible for their acts, omissions, pricing, availability, or performance.
Where a Service offers in-app purchases, those purchases are processed by the relevant app store (such as Apple or Google) and are subject to that store's terms and refund policies; we do not process or store your payment card information. Where a Service displays advertisements, ad delivery and any related data collection are governed by the ad provider's own policies.
6. Intellectual property and trademarks
All content, design, code, graphics, and other materials made available through the Services are the property of Such Software LLC or its licensors and are protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. Except where a Service is made available under an open-source license (in which case that license governs the corresponding code), you may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works from any content on the Services without our prior written consent.
To the extent any Service, or a component of it, is offered under an open-source license, that license governs your rights to the corresponding source code, and the applicable license text is provided with or linked from that Service. Our names, branding, and logos — including "Such Software," "Such Software LLC," and our product names and marks — are not covered by those open-source licenses, remain the exclusive property of Such Software LLC, and nothing here grants you a license to use them.
7. Copyright and DMCA notice-and-takedown
We respect the intellectual property rights of others and expect users of the Services to do the same. If you believe that material accessible on or through the Services infringes your copyright, you may send a notice under the U.S. Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) to our registered designated agent.
Such Software LLC maintains a DMCA designated agent registered with the U.S. Copyright Office (Registration No. DMCA-1073908). Send DMCA notices and counter-notices to support@such.software with "DMCA" in the subject line.
Your notice should include:
- your physical or electronic signature;
- identification of the copyrighted work you claim has been infringed;
- identification of the material you claim is infringing, with enough detail for us to locate it;
- your contact information (address, telephone number, and email);
- a statement that you have a good-faith belief that the use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and
- a statement, made under penalty of perjury, that the information in your notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the owner's behalf.
We may remove or disable access to allegedly infringing material and, in appropriate circumstances, terminate the access of users who are repeat infringers.
8. Disclaimer of warranties
THE SERVICES ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE," WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, SUCH SOFTWARE DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SERVICES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, ERROR-FREE, OR FREE OF HARMFUL COMPONENTS, OR THAT ANY DATA OR INFORMATION MADE AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SERVICES IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE, OR CURRENT. ANY REFERENCE TO ACCESSIBILITY STANDARDS (SUCH AS WCAG) IN OUR MATERIALS DESCRIBES ENGINEERING TARGETS, NOT A WARRANTY OF COMPLIANCE.
9. Limitation of liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, SUCH SOFTWARE AND ITS MEMBERS, MANAGERS, EMPLOYEES, AND AGENTS WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, REVENUE, DATA, OR GOODWILL, ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF (OR INABILITY TO USE) THE SERVICES, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR TOTAL AGGREGATE LIABILITY FOR ALL CLAIMS RELATING TO THE SERVICES WILL NOT EXCEED ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (US$100). SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW CERTAIN EXCLUSIONS OR LIMITATIONS, SO SOME OF THE ABOVE MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU; IN THAT CASE OUR LIABILITY IS LIMITED TO THE GREATEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.
10. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Such Software and its members, managers, employees, and agents from any claims, losses, liabilities, and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising from your use of the Services, your violation of these Terms or applicable law, or your infringement of any third party's rights.
11. Apple App Store and Google Play
If you obtained a Service from the Apple App Store, the following additional terms apply. These Terms are between you and Such Software only, not with Apple, and Apple is not responsible for the Service or its content. Apple has no obligation to provide maintenance or support for the Service. In the event of any failure of the Service to conform to any applicable warranty, you may notify Apple, and Apple will refund the purchase price (if any); to the maximum extent permitted by law, Apple has no other warranty obligation with respect to the Service. Such Software, not Apple, is responsible for addressing any claims relating to the Service, including product-liability, legal-compliance, and intellectual-property claims. You represent that you are not located in a country subject to a U.S. Government embargo or designated as a "terrorist supporting" country and that you are not on any U.S. Government list of prohibited or restricted parties. Apple and its subsidiaries are third-party beneficiaries of these Terms and may enforce them against you. If you obtained a Service from Google Play, your use is also subject to the Google Play Terms of Service.
12. Governing law and disputes
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, without regard to its conflict-of-laws rules.
Courts. Except as provided below, any dispute arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Services will be brought exclusively in the state or federal courts located in or serving Chester County, Pennsylvania, and you consent to the personal jurisdiction and venue of those courts. Either party may bring an individual claim in small-claims court, and either party may seek injunctive or equitable relief in any court of competent jurisdiction to protect its intellectual property or security.
Jury-trial and class-action waiver. To the maximum extent permitted by law, you and Such Software each waive any right to a jury trial and agree that disputes will be brought only on an individual basis, and not as a plaintiff or class member in any class, collective, or representative proceeding.
Optional arbitration. At our option, we may elect to resolve a given dispute through final and binding individual arbitration administered by the American Arbitration Association under its rules, applying Pennsylvania law. This does not change the individual-basis and jury/class-waiver terms above.
30-day opt-out. You may opt out of the class-action waiver and the optional-arbitration provision by emailing support@such.software with the subject line "Legal Opt-Out" within 30 days of first accepting these Terms. Opting out will not affect any other part of these Terms.
Time limit. Any claim relating to the Services must be brought within one (1) year after it arises, or it is permanently barred, except where a longer period is required by law.
Nothing in these Terms limits any mandatory consumer-protection rights you have under the law of your country of residence that cannot be waived by agreement.
13. Changes to these Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we will revise the effective date above and post the updated Terms here; material changes may also be noted via @such_software. Your continued use of the Services after an update means you accept the revised Terms.
14. General
If any provision of these Terms is held unenforceable, the rest remain in effect and the unenforceable provision will be limited or removed to the minimum extent necessary. These Terms (with the Privacy Policy) are the entire agreement between you and Such Software regarding the Services and supersede any prior agreements on that subject. You may not assign these Terms without our consent; we may assign them to an affiliate or successor. Our failure to enforce a provision is not a waiver. We are not liable for delays or failures caused by events beyond our reasonable control. We may provide notices to you through the Services or this website.
15. Contact
Questions about these Terms: support@such.software.
Such Software LLC
110 E State St, Suite 300
Kennett Square, PA 19348
USA